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Friday, June 8, 2007

Ditch Paris and TAKE ME!!!!

I have 6 children.....one is potty training (badly).....one is addicted to XBox....one is getting her drivers license.....one eats all day long....one is still taking a bottle....and one.....hmmm....I can't think of anything challenging with Mikayla.....Oh yeah!.......one is a night owl!!!! The dishes, the laundry, the endless questions, the meals, the clutter......!!!

Can I take Paris' place? Solitary confinement........? I saw video of a jail cell on Fox news. Paris gets her own sink and toilet????? Is this fair???? Let Paris come be a mother for 45 days and then we'll really see some tears!!!!!

Actually, she doesn't come close to deserving what I have. Can you beat those sloppy wet kisses from a 10 month old? Can you beat seeing those eyes light up when you bring home pizza? I love my kids and Paris can't have them!

2 comments:

Leslie said...

No, Paris can't have them, . . . unless they're being REALLY naughty, or obnoxious, or needy, and you just need a break, you know, for an hour or so. Oh, wait, I'm talking about MY life! Don't listen to me, or you're bound to end up doing something really crazy, . . . like buying starch!

:P, corrie said...

I love your blog! I also love the idea of printing this and making it my journal. I'm doing it. You rock!